[Damien]: Just for the hell of it.
[Ernie]: Well...
[Damien]: Why not? Huh?
[Ernie]: You don't, you don't want to go to jail.
[Damien]: Exactly. Now you don't want to go to there? {hits something with bat}
[Damien]: You gonna? Cuz I'm done. This is it.
[Ernie]: You don't wanna...
[Damien]: Three more tries, and I'm already getting this in my right hand.
[Ernie]: You don't need...
[Damien]: What is it going to be?
[Ernie]: You don't want to go to jail.
[Damien]: I'm giving you three chances. Either tell me. I'm out or not.
[Damien]: Which one?
[Ernie]: Damien? You don't...
[Damien]: Is your car so important? Or your son? Which one?
[Ernie]: Damien?
[Damien]: Or all of this. It doesn't fucking matter.
[Damien]: I'm just gonna give you a minute now, I'm out or not.
[Damien]: Which one is it gonna fucking be, cuz I'm tired of this shit.
[Damien]: 60 seconds.
[Damien]: 60, 59, 58, 57, 56...
[Ernie]: Damien, you don't have to count... down
[Damien]: 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50
[Damien]: I'm going to stop at 50 real quick and just say this is how I got to cope with my own fucking father.
[Damien]: That's being a dick to me.
[Ernie]: How, how...
[Damien]: It's been a fucking hour.
[Damien]: So either answer yes or no.
[Damien]: To this question I'm about to ask you, am I, do you want me, are you going to kick me out or not?
[Damien]: 50...
[Ernie]: It depends on what you do.
[Ernie]: 48, 47...
[Ernie]: It depends on what you do, Damien.
[Ernie]: 46, 45, 44...
[Ernie]: If you follow the rules...
[Damien]: 43, 42, 41, 40...
[Ernie]: How can you hear me if you're busy counting?
[Damien]: Because I can still hear you.
[Ernie]: Okay, well if you're going to follow the rules and if you're going to be respectful, then you can stay.
[Ernie]: But if you're not going to try to follow the rules and if you're not going to be respectful...
[Ernie]: Then you can't stay.
[Ernie]: I gave you the answer just now.
[Ernie]: Then you can't stay.
[Damien]: So where was I?
[Damien]: 40, okay, 40, no.
[Ernie]: I gave you the answer just now.
[Damien]: 39, so no?
[Damien]: That's your answer?
[Ernie]: You can play...
[Damien]: Look, I'm either getting yes or no.
[Damien]: Otherwise it's an invalid answer and I don't have time for this shit and I'm going to bust your fucking car.
[Ernie]: Alright, you're recording it.
[Damien]: You're fucking around like a bitch.
[Ernie]: You're recording it.
[Damien]: 39, I am.
[Damien]: 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33
[Damien]: 32, 31, 30.
[Damien]: We're at the 30 minutes now.
[Ernie]: I gave you the answer.
[Ernie]: What you have to understand is you have to be...
[Damien]: No, it's either yes or no.
[Damien]: Dumb ass.
[Damien]: Otherwise it's an invalid answer.
[Damien]: Pretend this is like a fucking mediation test.
[Ernie]: But ask yourself...
[Damien]: Lie detector test.
[Ernie]: Why would you want to do this, when you can relax...
[Damien]: Because you're a dick and you're about to fucking ruin my life.
[Damien]: So either answer it because I'm...
[Damien]: I'd rather just wreck your shit than waste my fucking life even more.
[Damien]: So...
[Damien]: It's been 18 years.
[Ernie]: You're going to...
[Damien]: Okay.
[Ernie]: You're going to ruin your own life.
[Ernie]: Don't do this.
[Damien]: 27, 26...
[Ernie]: Damien.
[Damien]: 25...
[Ernie]: There is no wrecking...
[Damien]: Either yes or no because I'm tired of your bitch ass. I'd rather just fucking kill you to be honest.
[Damien]: 25, 24, 23...
[Ernie]: Damien, why are you so angry?
[Damien]: 22... because you fucked up my life.
[Damien]: Fuck you.
[Damien]: 20, 19...
[Damien]: 18...
[Damien]: 17...
[Damien]: 16...
[Ernie]: You don't have to do this.
[Damien]: 15...
[Damien]: It's getting
[Damien]: This is it.
[Damien]: 15...
[Damien]: 14...
[Ernie]: Why don't you calm down?
[Damien]: 13...
[Damien]: 12...
[Damien]: Either yes or no.
[Damien]: 10...
[Ernie]: I gave you an answer, Damien.
[Damien]: 9...
[Damien]: You're not a valid one.
[Damien]: This is it.
[Ernie]: Well this isn't...
[Damien]: 10 seconds.
[Ernie]: This isn't how it works.
[Ernie]: It doesn't have to be like this.
[Ernie]: It wouldn't be like this right now.
[Ernie]: It doesn't...
[Damien]: It's either I'm...
[Ernie]: It doesn't have to be like this, Damien.
[Damien]: You're about to ruin our relationship...
[Damien]: Horribly
[Ernie]: Damien, you don't have to do this.
[Damien]: So either tell me: am I kicked out, or not?
[Ernie]: Are you going to follow the rules and try?
[Damien]: Fuck this shit. 10, 9
[Ernie]: You have to try to follow my rules.
[Damien]: 7, 6...
[Ernie]: And my rules are pretty easy.
[Damien]: 5, 4...
[Ernie]: You take out the trash.
[Ernie]: No cursing.
[Ernie]: No walking around with bats.
[Ernie]: Respecting...
[Damien]: One!
[Ernie]: ... the person that owns the house.
[Damien]: This is it. One second left. And I'm done.
[Ernie]: You don't want to do that, Damien.
[Ernie]: Why would you do that?
[Ernie]: You don't have to do that.
[Ernie]: Nobody's forcing you to do that.
[Damien]: Alright, guys {speaking to his streaming audience}, well... I don't have a choice.
[Damien]: He's ruined my life.
[Damien]: This is what it comes down to.
[Ernie]: You really don't have to do that.
[Damien]: You coming down those steps?
[Ernie]: No, I'm not going down the steps.
[Damien]: Yeah... I see you moving. Yep. Yes or no, dad?
[Ernie prepares to lock self in office and call cops]
[Ernie]: Why don't you relax?
[Damien]: Dad.
[Ernie]: Yeah.
[Damien]: I'm extra concerned of where you're going.
[Ernie]: No. Just relax.
[Damien]: Yeah.
[Ernie]: See?
[Ernie]: Relax.
[Damien]: No. Can't see. Bully...
[Ernie]: Well, look. I'm going to sit back down where I've been.
[Damien]: Either yes or no.
[Damien]: This is it.
[Damien]: Because I'd rather just fuck this shit up right now.
[Ernie]: Now, why would you do that?
[Damien]: Yes or no.
[Damien]: This is it.
[Damien]: No further conversation with you.
[Ernie]: If you follow the rules that I put forth in this house...
[Damien]: Yes or no.
[Ernie]: ...then you're allowed to stay.
[Ernie]: But if you refuse to follow the rules and refuse to try to follow the rules, then you can't continue to stay here.
[Ernie]: One of the rules is you can't...
[Damien]: I'm just going to take that as a no, then.
[Ernie]: One of the rules is you cannot threaten anybody in the house...
[Damien]: Because you're threatening... you threaten so many things about me.
[Ernie]: You can't...
[Damien]: Again, I'm going to state them...
[Ernie]: And you can't threaten people or property.
[Damien]: I can threaten property.
[Damien]: I can't threaten people.
[Ernie]: Well, not in the house.
[Ernie]: Not on our property.
[Ernie]: No.
[Damien]: Well guess what, I'm about to do, whether you fucking like it or not.
[Damien]: I'm going to go to jail anyways, so be fucking happy.
[Ernie]: You're not going to go to jail, unless you do something stupid.
[Damien]: Yeah, exactly.
[Damien]: So be a dumbass. Be a dick.
[Ernie]: And something stupid would be...
[Damien]: Which one?
[Damien]: Yes or no?
[Damien]: Am I going at it or no?
[Damien]: I'm tired of this shit!
[Ernie]: Why don't you calm down?
[Damien]: I'm tired of this shit!
[Damien]: Yes or fucking no?!
[Damien]: You want to ruin my life?
[Damien]: This is what... I'm about to show America and whoever the fuck else how much anger it is than rather to commit suicide over the depression of this dick fuck.
[Ernie]: Damien.
[Damien]: So which one is it?
[Ernie]: Why don't you relax?
[Damien begins to smash glass chandelier, TV, windows with bat]
[Ernie]: Damien!
[Ernie]: Don't do that!
[Damien goes outside and smashes Ernie's car and house windows]